Sunday, December 20, 2009

Another Sleepless Night

Rustle-rustle-rustle-rustle....

me (waking up): What are you doing? It is 2:30 in the morning!!
Pat (just arriving home from a party): Looking for the gift card I got my mom.
me: Is it Barnes and Noble?
Pat: Yes! Have you seen it?
me: It's in the fridge.
Pat: What?
me: It's in the fridge.
Pat: What?
me: It's in the fridge.
Pat: Why?
me: How would I know?! That's where you put it, I guess.
steps walking away...
steps returning....
Pat: Huh. Never would have thought to look there.

Good god. I wish this was a dream.

4 comments:

Elaine said...

Ha Ha Ha! I think I just LOL ed, but don't tell anyone! The best part is you left it there. Because if you'd have removed it and put it on, lets say, the counter...you wouldn't have had the opportunity to not dream this outcome!

Anonymous said...

Hey,I 'm looking for my pineapple coring thingy. Have you seen it?

mrscookie said...

This made me laugh.

grace said...

Whew, I feel much better now cuz I leave things in the fridge ALL the time & always look there as a last resort... ;) reallY!