Saturday, August 16, 2008

Jill Needs...

Google knows everything - including what you need. Type your name and "needs" into google and see what you need.

Here is the list of what I need:
1. Jill needs a roommate.
(Actually, nope, I've already got one)

2. Jill needs our more time...let's do it.
(Well, okay, I'll take whatever help the internet wants to offer me)

3. Jill needs to be spanked!!!!
(Wow. 4 exclamation points. But I think they got me confused with Kiri)

4. Jill needs to STOP LOOKING.
(Intriguing. I wonder what I'm supposed to stop looking for? Makes me want to go look for whatever it is!)

5. Jill needs love!
(What?! I thought everybody loved me already! Besides isn't this what dogs are for?)

6. Miss Jill needs to go out.

This made me wonder what Pat needs. Google says:
1. Pat needs a break.
2. Pat needs a disaster.
3. Pat needs help please.
4. I think Pat needs his meds adjusted.
5. Pat needs plans for Friday night around 10:30.

1 comment:

Lili said...

I would like to HELP Pat avoid a DISASTER by ADJUSTING HIS MEDS before he decides to take a BREAK from his wife and make other plans on FRIDAY NIGHT night around 10:30