Google knows everything - including what you need. Type your name and "needs" into google and see what you need.
Here is the list of what I need:
1. Jill needs a roommate.
(Actually, nope, I've already got one)
2. Jill needs our help...one more time...let's do it.
(Well, okay, I'll take whatever help the internet wants to offer me)
3. Jill needs to be spanked!!!!
(Wow. 4 exclamation points. But I think they got me confused with Kiri)
4. Jill needs to STOP LOOKING.
(Intriguing. I wonder what I'm supposed to stop looking for? Makes me want to go look for whatever it is!)
5. Jill needs love!
(What?! I thought everybody loved me already! Besides isn't this what dogs are for?)
6. Miss Jill needs to go out.
This made me wonder what Pat needs. Google says:
1. Pat needs a break.
2. Pat needs a disaster.
3. Pat needs help please.
4. I think Pat needs his meds adjusted.
5. Pat needs plans for Friday night around 10:30.
I would like to HELP Pat avoid a DISASTER by ADJUSTING HIS MEDS before he decides to take a BREAK from his wife and make other plans on FRIDAY NIGHT night around 10:30
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