Teemu Selanne skated by and looked right at me. Huh. He must think I'm hot. WOO HOO! Whatcha doin' after the game, big boy?? ;)
He skated by a second time and looked right at me again. Teemu Selanne - looking at me!! I'm feelin' pretty darn pleased with myself...
Oh, wait! He doesn't think I'm hot. He's just confused. Confused because I am a big white blob. A big white blob with horns. Wtf? Oh hold on a second...the big white blob is an...egg? An egg with horns?
On his third skate-by, he gave me a big huge smile. Ah....deviled egg! Get it? I think Teemu has a thing for deviled eggs.
No one gave Pat a second glance. Hockey? check. Mullets in the building? check.
The deviled egg costume was a huge hit. Whenever I was walking the concourse, people would stare and just as I passed by them, they would get it. I could hear them start laughing and saying Deviled Egg! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!! One guy had to come up and ask:
Him: The egg costume is really cute! I just don't get those horns...I got to be part of the intermission costume parade. I think Howler thought I was a child and that is why he is patting me on the head.
Me: I'm a deviled egg.
Him: OH!! I AM SO STUPID!!! A-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!
The game went into overtime and the Coyotes won in a shoot out. AWWWOOOO!
Why not deviled-egg for all Halloween events? You had 2 costumes!
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